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The jig, she is up. Remember how G.I.Joe: Sequel now Starring The Rock got delayed for nine months, which was announced all of a month ahead of its intending release date, supposedly for post-conversion to 3D?

Turns out that may not have been the reason. Allow me to indulge my inner Starship Trooper and ask: Do you want to know more? (Warning: there is a spoiler for the movie that, if you've followed the adverts for it at all, you probably could have guessed.)

If this is true, and I actually have so little faith in the studio that made the decision to pull this bullshit that I believe it could be, easily, I AM GOING TO SCREAM.

Date: 2012-05-30 07:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
AHAHAHAHAHAHA That's the dumbest reason EVER. I laugh because otherwise I would have to slap someone for teh stoopid. IT HAS THE ROCK IN IT - THAT IS ALL YOU NEED.

Date: 2012-05-30 09:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
I'm glad everyone has this reaction. Because we must laugh to keep from crying.

Date: 2012-05-30 07:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]

Date: 2012-05-30 09:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Dude, what if it's truuuuuuuueeee????

Also, in a link LJ wouldn't accept for whatever reason, someone at Paramount was quoted as saying they didn't want to go up against Magic Mike (coming out the same weekend) with as little (and fully clothed) Tatum as they had. RECOCKULOUS.

Date: 2012-05-30 09:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Wait--there are movie execs actually intimidated by the potential success of Magic Mike??? Dude, that movie's going to be in and out of theaters faster than Three Musketeers.

Date: 2012-05-30 09:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
If you believe this studio is stupid enough to eat the costs of their advertising campaign to date (including a millions-of-dollars-for-thirty-seconds at the Super Bowl) because they think more Channing Tatum will put more butts in seats, you can believe that they really were afraid not having enough and enough exposed Tatum is a threat to their first weekend gross.

Date: 2012-05-30 07:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
*Jaw drops*

Really? REALLY?!

Date: 2012-05-30 09:40 pm (UTC)

Date: 2012-05-30 11:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Of all the Rock icons out there, you chose THAT one?

Date: 2012-05-30 08:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA oh my god I snorted at work.

Date: 2012-05-30 09:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
This is both the stupidest and most hilarious thing I've seen all day, so I get that reaction totally.


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