I'm fucking sick of this shit, you know? Like it's a big secret that people are going to ingest whatever root or poison you give them if they think it will give them a bigger metaphorical COCK? Bitch, please. If it meant the difference between getting paid my salary and 1000x that for half the work, I'd shoot heroin into my eyeballs.

Hell, there are people who'd shoot heroin into their eyeballs and pay for the privilege!!! STOP PRETENDING WE DON'T LOVE DRUGS AND THAT WE DON'T CHEAT!! WE TOTALLY FUCKING CHEAT, NOW LET ME HAVE FUN TURNING ALEX RODRIGUEZ INTO MUTANT X ALREADY!!!