I feel under constant assault by people who assure me that this is better than getting a stable full of hot young things at your beck and call. I'm just like, "Can't I ask to see the pictures my friends have like a normal person?"

And who the hell wants to connect with people they barely spoke with a decade ago in high school? Seriously. I'd be all embarrassed and admit straight up that I have no fucking clue who they are. (Like that time one classmate chatted with me on the train for half an hour. Still don't know her name.)