I dunno what to say about Megan Fox. I can't deny that she is pretty, but there's something about her that is, like, anti-attractive. I'm happy to say women are beautiful (and frequently express my opinion on the beauty of certain women in an uncomfortably sexual way), but I just find her...so bland. Isn't that odd? She should be striking, with her hair and complexion and, yes, pretty sinfully toned body. But she's so blah to me.

Perhaps she is too perfect? Perhaps the fact that I've actually heard what comes out when she opens her mouth ruins the picture for me? Dunno.