I hate to say this, but I suspect that in the event of a zombie apocalypse, I'm just going to get et.

I don't really run or climb fast enough, I know nothing about weapons and don't have any, I don't own a motor vehicle, and I don't have enough room to stockpile food. My apartment is not particularly defensible.

Plus, Chuckro assures me that my brains are, in fact, tasty.