Answers to the movie meme
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trinityvixen1. "Cookies need love like everything does."
Agent Smith - The Matrix Revolutions
2. "You wanna become a cheerleader to prove that you're not a loser?"
Peter La Fleur - Dodgeball (hee hee, I gave you the red herring of cheerleading!)
3. "I knew a guy who had two members on the same body, dated him for about a half hour, got so exhausted."
Scott Donlan - Best in Show
4. "Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue."
Steve McCrosky - Airplane!
5. "You know what they say about women and trolley cars. There's plenty of 'em in the sea."
William Lichter - Can't Hardly Wait
6. "Everything in this room is eatable. Even I'm eatable. But that is called 'cannabalism,' my dear children, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies."
Willy Wonka - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (2005)
7. "Congratulations, you are still alive. Most people are so ungrateful to be alive. But not you, not anymore."
Jigsaw - Saw
8. "Reports of my assimilation have been greatly exaggerated."
Captain Jean-Luc Picard - Star Trek: First Contact
9. "Last night, Darth Vader came down from planet Vulcan and told me that if I didn't take Lorraine out that he'd melt my brain."
George McFly - Back to the Future (scene still kills me to this day, Crispin Glover notwithstanding)
10. "Don't ever call me crazy, Alan. Ever. 'Cause everyone in this town has called me crazy ever since I told them that you were sucked into a board game."
Sarah Whittle - Jumanji
11. "Oh, they're hopeless--a disgrace to the forces of evil."
Maleficent - Sleeping Beauty (Ah, bless her)
12. "We've met before, but something tells me you're going to remember me this time."
Lester Burnham - American Beauty (a real stumper, but finally gotten by![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
arcane_the_sage--I will have to watch the movies people thought this was from again to see what lines sounded like it so much it kept people off the track for so long)
13. "A diversion."
Legolas - The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King (Oh, come on people! There's this serious talk about creating a distraction to keep Sauron from noticing the hobbits, it's spelled out elegantly in fine battle-speak by the king-to-be, and Pretty Boy blunders into the silence with, "A diversion." Yes, Legolas, when you distract an enemy so he doesn't notice your real plan of attack, it is called a diversion. Took you how many thousands of years to figure that out?)
14. "I've been meditating on the very great pleasure which a pair of fine eyes and the face of a pretty woman can bestow."
Mr. Darcy - Pride and Prejudice (THE ONE AND ONLY VERSION!!!)
15. "Hee hee, 'Get her.' That was your whole plan. I like it--it was scientific."
Peter Venkman - Ghostbusters
Agent Smith - The Matrix Revolutions
2. "You wanna become a cheerleader to prove that you're not a loser?"
Peter La Fleur - Dodgeball (hee hee, I gave you the red herring of cheerleading!)
3. "I knew a guy who had two members on the same body, dated him for about a half hour, got so exhausted."
Scott Donlan - Best in Show
4. "Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue."
Steve McCrosky - Airplane!
5. "You know what they say about women and trolley cars. There's plenty of 'em in the sea."
William Lichter - Can't Hardly Wait
6. "Everything in this room is eatable. Even I'm eatable. But that is called 'cannabalism,' my dear children, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies."
Willy Wonka - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (2005)
7. "Congratulations, you are still alive. Most people are so ungrateful to be alive. But not you, not anymore."
Jigsaw - Saw
8. "Reports of my assimilation have been greatly exaggerated."
Captain Jean-Luc Picard - Star Trek: First Contact
9. "Last night, Darth Vader came down from planet Vulcan and told me that if I didn't take Lorraine out that he'd melt my brain."
George McFly - Back to the Future (scene still kills me to this day, Crispin Glover notwithstanding)
10. "Don't ever call me crazy, Alan. Ever. 'Cause everyone in this town has called me crazy ever since I told them that you were sucked into a board game."
Sarah Whittle - Jumanji
11. "Oh, they're hopeless--a disgrace to the forces of evil."
Maleficent - Sleeping Beauty (Ah, bless her)
12. "We've met before, but something tells me you're going to remember me this time."
Lester Burnham - American Beauty (a real stumper, but finally gotten by
arcane_the_sage--I will have to watch the movies people thought this was from again to see what lines sounded like it so much it kept people off the track for so long)13. "A diversion."
Legolas - The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King (Oh, come on people! There's this serious talk about creating a distraction to keep Sauron from noticing the hobbits, it's spelled out elegantly in fine battle-speak by the king-to-be, and Pretty Boy blunders into the silence with, "A diversion." Yes, Legolas, when you distract an enemy so he doesn't notice your real plan of attack, it is called a diversion. Took you how many thousands of years to figure that out?)
14. "I've been meditating on the very great pleasure which a pair of fine eyes and the face of a pretty woman can bestow."
Mr. Darcy - Pride and Prejudice (THE ONE AND ONLY VERSION!!!)
15. "Hee hee, 'Get her.' That was your whole plan. I like it--it was scientific."
Peter Venkman - Ghostbusters
