iTunes Oracle

[trinityvixen]

Gakked from everybody!

Question: What do you think of me, iTunes?
Answer: Different People - No Doubt

Yes, I am a multiple. Thanks, iTunes!

Question: Will I have a happy life?
Answer: Sin - Nine Inch Nails

That's a yes :) A life full of sin is a fun one indeed.

Question: What do my friends really think of me?
Answer: It's All I Can Do - The Cars

Eh?

Question: Do people secretly lust after me?
Answer: Points of Authority - Linkin Park

Bah?

Question: What should I do with my life?
Answer: I Turn to You - Melanie C

I'm going to find Jesus!

Question: Why must life be so full of pain?
Answer: As Girls Go - Suzanne Vega

See, life is harder for women. Take that you chauvinists.

Question: How can I maximize my pleasure during sex?
Answer: Low Light - Pearl Jam

Make sure you can't see the man in bed with you too well. Check. Am all over that.

Question: Will I ever have children?
Answer: Track 20 - Hellsing/Ruins

I will be a vampire, which means kids are not in my future. Fantastic!

Question: Will I die happy?
Answer: I Care for You - Care Bears II

Murh?

Question: Can you give me some advice?
Answer: Naked - Goo Goo Dolls

More nudity, not less. Gotcha gotcha. This is advice feiran can get behind, I think.

Question: What do you think happiness is?
Answer: Stand a Chance - Tosihiko Sahashi

Be bold. Go forward. Move ahead. Progress = happiness

Question: What's my favorite fetish?
Answer: Redback on the Toilet Seat - Lazy Harry

!!!!! Five exclamation points of insanity!!!!! I would dearly love to know what a 'redback on the toilet seat' is, too.

Question: Am I a complete freak?
Answer: Nugget - Cake

Yes! Yes, I am!