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Jan. 27th, 2006 12:20 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
trinityvixenAmerica the Book--The Calendar! presents: "Endorsements: The Friendship Bracelets Your Candidacy needs"
Organization: Firefighters' Union
How to Court: Refer to them repeatedly as "America's superhoers" (they really get off on that); pet the Dalmation
How they Help: If you're standing next to them, why, you must be a hero too! Also helpful if something's on fire.
How they Hurt: Will probably bang your wife.
Organization: Firefighters' Union
How to Court: Refer to them repeatedly as "America's superhoers" (they really get off on that); pet the Dalmation
How they Help: If you're standing next to them, why, you must be a hero too! Also helpful if something's on fire.
How they Hurt: Will probably bang your wife.
