And another for you!

[trinityvixen]

Yet another reason to ::heart:: Jon Stewart!

America: the book--the Calendar! presents: Meet Your Lobbyists!

Hello, my name is: Hollywood (the MPAA)
Represents: Jewish homosexual limousine liberals who hate America
Stated Agenda: Reminding politicians the constitutional guarantee of freedom of expression also protects Sharon Stone beaver shots
Hidden Agenda: A Baldwin in the White House by 2016

Given that Stephen Baldwin is now a crazy God-humping, Bible-thumping, Bush-jumping born-again, that's scarily possible. Also, I love that this was crafted long before Brokeback Mountain went to the Oscars or Jon Stewart was tapped to host. I think we saw a lot of this type of humor last night, a much needed relief from the rest of the aggravations that go with an awards ceremony (three montages to film! THREE!)

Comments

[hslayer.livejournal.com]

Oh, right, he's the Baldwin who I saw on GMA, in dirty sweatpants in a grungy coffee shop, saying he'd stand in the parking lot of a new sex shop in Nyack with a camera, taking photos of customers' license plates, to look up their names and publish them in the newspaper.

That boy needs to get a JOB. (Perhaps either sort would do.) And does he know there's been a Romantic Depot across the street from the Palisades Center Mall for QUITE some time now?