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trinityvixenOf which, I've been awake for about twenty...
Do: Wear jeans! I haven't worn jeans in a couple of weeks (not counting the destroyed pair I wore while doing laundry). My Mom, she fixed them!!! I have jeans!!!
Ponder: What does the line about "Throw them over your shoulder /like a continental soldier" mean in the song Do Your Ears Hang Low? Methinks it's about them Europeans, but why? The song's been in my head since 5 am this morning. It's quite annoying, and now I'm parsing the lyrics. Heaven save me.
Do: I ordered a cheesecake at the restaurant I went to with my Dad last night. The server said something about it being a drink, but I thought he meant it came with a drink. Nope, it was a martini. Good thing it actually tasted like cheesecake. My Dad got real cheesecake, darn it.
Do NOT: Get drunk in front of family. I maintain I was tipsy only last night. I didn't tell any of my drunken whrore stories to my father. I told other peoples' :) Still, was v. chatty, and if not for the fact that my Dad had had twice as much wine as me, I might have been more worried. I don't think he thinks I'm a lush, but I could be wrong about that.
Ponder: Why does a company have to write DO NOT DESTROY on the manual for our new freezer? Are we going to burn, scorch, rub out, tear up or shred the only thing that tells us how to work the freezer safely? I think not. Also, delivery guys are idiots. When there's a piece of paper saying "Leave it standing and off for at least three hours, and for every 1/2 hour spent not upright, add another three with the thing off," TACKED TO THE BLOODY FRONT DOOR, here's a clue: don't plug it in.
Ponder: A pipe burst in the wall yesterday at work. It smelled a lot. I guess that's not so much of a ponder as "Huh, how about that?" type deal.
Do: Laugh at this this from America--the Book, the Calendar!
The Founding...Mothers?!?
Abigail Adams
Abigail Adams was the wife of President John Adams and was widely considered his intellectual equal. (He must have been pretty stupid!) In fact, she once wrote to her husband, "Remember the Ladies, and be more generous and favorable to them than your ancestors," making her one of the country's first feminists. My guess? She was a dyke.
Do: Wear jeans! I haven't worn jeans in a couple of weeks (not counting the destroyed pair I wore while doing laundry). My Mom, she fixed them!!! I have jeans!!!
Ponder: What does the line about "Throw them over your shoulder /like a continental soldier" mean in the song Do Your Ears Hang Low? Methinks it's about them Europeans, but why? The song's been in my head since 5 am this morning. It's quite annoying, and now I'm parsing the lyrics. Heaven save me.
Do: I ordered a cheesecake at the restaurant I went to with my Dad last night. The server said something about it being a drink, but I thought he meant it came with a drink. Nope, it was a martini. Good thing it actually tasted like cheesecake. My Dad got real cheesecake, darn it.
Do NOT: Get drunk in front of family. I maintain I was tipsy only last night. I didn't tell any of my drunken whrore stories to my father. I told other peoples' :) Still, was v. chatty, and if not for the fact that my Dad had had twice as much wine as me, I might have been more worried. I don't think he thinks I'm a lush, but I could be wrong about that.
Ponder: Why does a company have to write DO NOT DESTROY on the manual for our new freezer? Are we going to burn, scorch, rub out, tear up or shred the only thing that tells us how to work the freezer safely? I think not. Also, delivery guys are idiots. When there's a piece of paper saying "Leave it standing and off for at least three hours, and for every 1/2 hour spent not upright, add another three with the thing off," TACKED TO THE BLOODY FRONT DOOR, here's a clue: don't plug it in.
Ponder: A pipe burst in the wall yesterday at work. It smelled a lot. I guess that's not so much of a ponder as "Huh, how about that?" type deal.
Do: Laugh at this this from America--the Book, the Calendar!
The Founding...Mothers?!?
Abigail Adams
Abigail Adams was the wife of President John Adams and was widely considered his intellectual equal. (He must have been pretty stupid!) In fact, she once wrote to her husband, "Remember the Ladies, and be more generous and favorable to them than your ancestors," making her one of the country's first feminists. My guess? She was a dyke.
