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Oh, and nice, Pooch! Love this one...

<td bgcolor="#000000">Name:</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA"></td><td bgcolor="#000000">You will conquer:</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">Jay Leno's chin (that's some serious real-estate).</td><td bgcolor="#000000">Your title will be:</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">Archmage</td><td bgcolor="#000000">You will succeed by:</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">Cloning an army of mad cows.</td><td bgcolor="#000000">Your Enforcers will be:</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">Jay and Silent Bob.</td><td bgcolor="#000000">Your first act as ruler:</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">Give your Enforcers a raise (those guys are scary).</td>

The World Is MINE! by Demonac
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This one was better:
<td bgcolor="#000000">Name:</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA"></td><td bgcolor="#000000">You will conquer:</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">the Entire Internet (except for that PS2 Emulator you wanted).</td><td bgcolor="#000000">Your title will be:</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">Baron</td><td bgcolor="#000000">You will succeed by:</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">A plot hole.</td><td bgcolor="#000000">Your Enforcers will be:</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">The Luftwaffe (the Washington Generals of the History Channel).</td><td bgcolor="#000000">Your first act as ruler:</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">Ban Movie Trailers that give away plot twists.</td>

The World Is MINE! by Demonac
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I like the first thing I do, but damn it, I don't get the PS2 emulator? Sheisse.