OMG! This is too cute! It's a Matrix parody in like LJ format almost. The summary of the war almost killed me:
Neo: ...where the &%$# did my hair go?!
Morpheus: To explain that, we need a quick history lesson!
World: BOOM!
Machines: WIN!
Humans: DEATH!
Baby: BLUB!
Machines: SCORE!
There are more parodies, and I think I'll be getting to all of them now...
Neo: ...where the &%$# did my hair go?!
Morpheus: To explain that, we need a quick history lesson!
World: BOOM!
Machines: WIN!
Humans: DEATH!
Baby: BLUB!
Machines: SCORE!
There are more parodies, and I think I'll be getting to all of them now...