Yeah, I can live with this:

CHECK OUT MY TOP THREE: A warrior, a ninja, and a pirate! I ROCK!

You scored as Maximus. After his family was murdered by the evil emperor Commodus, the great Roman general Maximus went into hiding to avoid Commodus's assassins. He became a gladiator, hoping to dominate the colosseum in order to one day get the chance of killing Commodus. Maximus is valiant, courageous, and dedicated. He wants nothing more than the chance to avenge his family, but his temper often gets the better of him. </td> Maximus 67% Batman, the Dark Knight 63% Captain Jack Sparrow 58% The Amazing Spider-Man 58% The Terminator 54% Indiana Jones 50% Lara Croft 50% El Zorro 38% Neo, the "One" 38% William Wallace 38% James Bond, Agent 007 38% Which Action Hero Would You Be? v. 2.0 created with QuizFarm.com

I swear this isn't just 'cause I'm bored at work...

...I know it's my third post of the day so far, but really, I am getting this posting stuff under control. By the way, I'm a bit disappointed to see that there's more than half of the SONG MEME!!! (CLICK ON ME!!!!!!) unanswered. Surely you all can do better than that.

Now, where was I? Oh, yes, the joys of browsing the GAFF forums revealed a tasty little joke on a jackass who is the terror of video game enthusiasts all over the world. No, not Jack Thompson: Uwe Boll. The man who only directs video game movies and makes them come out worse than DOOM looked like it was going to be (haven't seen that either). His latest effort, as I recounted yesterday is Bloodrayne, and the GAFF people were commenting that it was lucky he didn't get his hands on the Silent Hill adaptation. Which, by the way, stars Radha Mitchell, who I think is absolutely awesome (feiran and friendofsnarf please take note: there is an actress out there that I don't despise or desire but just actually like), and we should all be happy that Uwe Boll isn't directing it.

But, say the GAFFers, what if he got the rights to THIS???