For the Princeton ladies

And anyone else who likes a certain rough-shod English mage with a fondness for cancer sticks: Hellblazer: Hogwarts

Synopsis? Do I even need to bother? Basically, John Constantine is tapped to be the next Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher. Yes, the story's more or less abandoned, and the sixth book has made it irrelevant and AU, but still, priceless.

Still my favorite line: "Teach me to bring a brick to a magic fight," he muttered.