This is entirely ivy03's fault

A meme too good to resist! I think that's how both ivy03 and deltagrl phrased it, and with good reason:

Name five totally self-indulgent story ideas. (The fanfic you wouldwrite if you didn't care if you had an audience and also had no shame.)
( I think we discovered that, shockingly, I *do* have a bit of shame, hence the cut-tag.(slight spoilers: DW, BSG, Matrix )