Happy Manufactured Love Day

I think Phil Hartman said it best in the SNL skit "The Love Boat, the Next Generation"

Data (Rob Schneider): St. Valentine. A Christian martyr, beheaded on February 14th, by the Roman empire. Curious. A beheading commemorated by the display of affection. I do not understand the human emotion of love.

Deanna Troi (Julia Sweeney): Oh, Data.. there's more to it than that. Don't you agree, Worf?

Worf (Phil Hartman): To a Klingon warrior, beheadings are romantic.

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And then Google had to go and ruin my cynicism by putting an elderly couple holding hands as their Valentine's Day change to their logo. Way to push my "Awww" buttons, Google.

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All hail droidguy1119, for he has brought me THIS.

It's wrong to be really super-psyched about this, right? It's probably not going to be...

...okay, I couldn't even finish that. He picked up his hat and I squealed. People at work are definitely giving me the hairy eyeball.

Day was gonna come when I was gonna mourn ya

I can't help it: every time Anthony Kiedis bounces along in his 80s hair band out fit on the chorus, I get the giggles liek woah. It's the "one for the now, eleven for the later" bit. He jiggles! I am laughing at work, great.

I might also add that it's funny to see them poke fun at genres they themselves have represented at one time or another. And what on earth do they do to Flea that he is the way that he is? Or that he can jump that high in heels? Motherfuck!

Aww

The department director's lab put a Valentine on her door with a picture of Darwin. It says, "I select you naturally."

Awww, science geek love!