Forget Palin AND Tina Fey

The fucking funniest part of this stupid publicity stunt comes at the three-minute Mark (yes, pun intended):

Once Marky Mark was gone, I couldn't care less about Palin being a good sport about whatever. That sort of thing just makes me uncomfortable, regardless of the person being roasted or confronting the roaster.

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I am so glad I was nowhere near where this was this weekend.

Let us just say that I would not have reacted well.

Elsewhere on the internet, TWoP compiles a list of potential mates for me. Clearly, I need to start watching some of these shows. (Exceptions being anything reality TV and Danny DeVito because...ew.)

I guess those old-ass machines are good for somethig

New York: Least hackable election machines in the country according to this map I got from a sci-fi news site. (So you know it's accurate!)

Honestly, doesn't surprise me. I'm pretty sure they built the machines I've used out of surplus metal scrap from the Manhattan Project.