Mmmmm, Olbermann

He's only 49!! I don't see anything in this wiki entry that says he's married...

He's younger than Viggo!

I love you, Keith. I called you my boyfriend to the post-doc at work the other day, and I guess I must have seemed especially pie-in-the-sky in luuuuuuurrrveee because she wasn't sure that I wasn't being sincere. "Wait, he's your boyfriend?" She wasn't asking because she didn't know who Keith Olbermann was; she was just confused because I seemed to be entirely serious. (And possibly cuckoo.)

I wuv you, Keith, okay? ::pets:: Now, some honest criticism since I've been kinda obsessively watching Countdown with My Future Husband for a few weeks now. You, um, need to be a better interviewer a lot. I mean, you have pre-interviews, so you know what these people think. You really defeat the point of having an interview when you turn them into an echo chamber by stating their major thesis at them before they can even speak. Stop that, naughty boy, no cookie. (No metaphorical duvet either, thank you, Pushing Daisies.)

But yes, I love you still, Keith Olbermanns. This helps:

For those of you keeping score, my ideal man should be a confident, bushy-eyebrowed, possibly homicidal sociopath who is also capable of righteous fury on behalf of liberal causes. ::licks Keith::

And Rachel? The fact that you are a lesbian makes me hopeful, I'm not going to lie. It means my also-love for you could, one day, be returned! Alas, you are in a relationship. Well, I wish you luck. Your brand of intelligent snark is truly quality, but I won't be a heart-breaker. Keep on keeping on, you fabulous woman.

ETA: Oops! Forgot this gem.

At least Keith can sympathize with that last one. I told feiran and darkling1 and she was disappointed that the phrase wasn't "tax cunt" because she finds that phrase hi-larious. Sounds like a perfect LJ surname, no?

Oy!

Um, the embedded videos seem to be missing from my post of slavish devotion from last night.

Links instead: WUV YOU KEITH and Oops, silly, you can't say that on TV!

YAYA OMG YAYA!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO anarchicsquirrl!!! We loves her around these parts, we do. The world needs more scientists with your wicked smart sense of humor, dedication to research, and determination to better yourself and others. Love you muchly, dude.

I hope you don't mind me celebrating this momentous day (Mole Day!) digitally, but I hope you enjoy it all the same even if you think I'm a lazy bastard. I'll call ya later. mkay!?

This should really be a fandom secret

(And if I knew how to do one of those, it would be. Except I don't want to put that much energy into it.)

I'm not sure how to phrase this so I'm not mocked mercilessly, so I'll just say it: an idea for a Supernatural fanfic has been hopping around my brain all day. This is shameful enough for me as it is. What makes it worse is that it features, heavily, a character I despise being sympathetic enough to be awesome. Or at least interesting, which is a huge improvement for that character.

No, I'm not writing it. I just want it to go away. To that end, I must ask for the SPN fangirls to help me out here and recommend post-season three fanfic featuring ::shudder:: Bela. In a good way.

I hate myself right now.

Whoa

Having just watched The Neverending Story recently, I can vouch that this is true:

more lol celebs!

I finally catch up, and THIS is what's on?

feiran made me rewind the part with the scream. That can't be a spoiler because hello VAGUENESS. But if you've seen it, you know why.

Also, I'm convinced they have as much silly fun making this show (given the ending) as the guys on Psych. Oh, I need to finish that.