"You must be joking." "Do I look like I'm joking?" "Well..."

No fucking way.

Basically, the only differences between me and this guy are that a) I'm not evil and b) I don't get his fucking pension and benefits for life for doing JACK SHIT with my time. Otherwise, I could be a US Senator! I use movies to prove my points all the fucking time. Tell me it wouldn't be goddamned HIGH-FUCKING-LARIOUS for US Senator TrinityVixen to get her pant-suited ass up in front of Congress and go, "We need to do what the fuck I say, when the fuck I say it because I heard this guy in this movie that ONLY I HAVE SEEN (taps picture of said guy) said so."

Motherfucker.

Meant to post this when I first found it

And it has only gotten more relevant. (Fuckers.)


see Sarah Palin pictures

To borrow my second-favorite phrase from Nixonland: I hope to holy fucking hell (where Tony Snow burns in the fires of eternity) that this guy is even HALF the nut-cutter he is reputed to be.

We're here, we're queer! Or, we would be if they'd left that scene in!

LINKS AND COMMENTS WILL PROBABLY HAVE SPOILERS. SO THIS IS ME WARNING YOU.

I'm beginning to hate this so much I love it. Who was supposed to be gay on Stargate: Atlantis??? Inquiring minds want to know, if only to be sure that this doesn't interfere with their OTP OTP OTP!!!

It's a two-fer today: guess who's not as queer as previously believed on BSG?

::BASHES HEAD INTO DESK::

If you're going to do "Queer out of nowhere!" can you at least have the courage of your convictions and either go for it or not? None of this left-on-the-cutting-room-floor, we're-not-sure-how-gay-that-character-really-needs-to-be shit. Yes, it's great that that BSG character is bi. It fucking sucks who he/she sleeps with to qualify as a switch-hitter, though. Because that IS SO MUCH MORE IMPORTANT than the genitalia of the person with whom he/she is sleeping.

And this is why this shit bugs me. What people sleep with is really 100 million times less interesting than who. You can get your hetero boning on. But is it more shocking that you do that with, say, a robot (looking at you, Helo) or that you get some homo boning on? According to the Sci-Fi Channel, it's the latter. And that's what's fucking wrong with all of this being "news." Even if the people IN THE SHOW don't make a big deal out of it, the show/channel runners are and that's painting how we see it, damn it.