PORTABLE. IRON. MAN. SUIT!?!?????

The best way to picture my response to this, if you need help, is to imagine you are standing on a corner. You hear a noise off in the distance. The noise is dopplering as it gets closer to you, but it's not close enough yet to identify. Is it a siren? Is it someone on a megaphone? Eventually, it gets close enough to rise in pitch and you realize it is an extremely insane woman screaming "eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeee" as she runs past you at full tilt, putting the Ferrari to shame with her speed, on her way to the ticket counter to ask why they don't offer May tickets already.