YOINK - 10 Character Meme

feiran started this ridiculously fun and challenging meme, and despite the fact that, at first glance, I appeared to be hopeless at it, I've come to love it. So I wanna play from the other side and I'ma stealing her meme!


The way it works is that I pick ten fictional characters, you invent ridiculous scenarios for the characters (e.g. 1 and 3 are trapped in a trash compactor, what happens?). I give the outcome, and you guess who the characters are. Interested?

I'll make a list of guessed characters here:

1)
2)
3)
4)
5) Trinity (The Matrix)
6)
7)
8) Stephen Colbert (The Colbert Report)
9)
10) The Dark Phoenix (X-Men)

There are no repeats; every character is from a different work/fandom. Let's play!

D'aww

There's this lab supplier that must have come by three times this new year alone already with product info for us.  He just came by again. We chatted, after he gave me the whole sales spiel, about the various ways to make yourself better after being sick. (Because I was coughing a lot.) I told him I'm taking a ton of vitamin C--I take it most days because I take iron with it, and my tea of choice is a honey-citron. We said farewell, fondly, and I doled out the free samples to others.

He just came back with Dayquil for me. Now I have to order from his company, which is his intention, surely, but d'aaawwwwww.