News Roundup
Jun. 14th, 2006 11:33 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
trinityvixenI'm reading aaaaall about celebrity babies these days. It's suddenly fascinating. Hm, I wonder why.
That said, I in no way am going this far off the deep end. That's fantastic that Angelina Jolie has a baby with Brad Pitt. It will either be the ugliest or most terribly beautiful child in the world. That does not mean my future nephew/niece MUST have the shirt the kid was wearing in the $4 million photo. What the hell is wrong with people?
Matt Damon just had a baby with his wife? Uh, why didn't anyone inform me he was married? Actually, no, I prefer not to know. I find it, you know, better not to know the intimate details, thanks. I don't want to know about the Pitt-Jolie-Aniston-Vaughn thing (if I didn't read movie magazines, I wouldn't know such a thing even existed; tabloid stuff barely makes my radar, but in this case, it affected the films they were in, so I knew about it). I FUCKING HATED FUCKING Jennifer Lopez's drama over her thirty billion husbands and husbands-to-be. Earth to Ben Affleck? NO ONE WANTS TO THINK ABOUT YOU HAVING SEX. THAT IS WHY YOU HAVE NO CAREER AFTER THE "JENNY FROM THE BLOCK" VIDEO.
Ahem. Once again, I am validated in my choice of Damon over Affleck. Fantastic. And Jack Black and his wife had a baby, too? Aww, that's cute, too.
This just in: Britney Spears thinks she's a good mother. Well duh, do bad mothers ever think that they are bad mothers? She's what, a biscuit older than me, married for fewer years than I've been out of college, and already on baby number two? This is a great way for her to reclaim her white trash roots. Sudden marriage to proven faithless, ugly guy? Check. Immediate pregnancy after marriage? Check. Man nowhere to be found around new baby? Check. Sudden second pregnancy? Check. Welcome to White Trash-ville, population Britney Spears.
Just as well that someone has helpfully posted some advice for the fallen pop idol regarding the next steps she shouldn't take in her life. Brilliant, I'm sure Britney is copying that into her diary as we speak. I hate online advice targeted to famous people. Thanks, Google News, for catching this wonderful link for me. I loved it.
That said, I in no way am going this far off the deep end. That's fantastic that Angelina Jolie has a baby with Brad Pitt. It will either be the ugliest or most terribly beautiful child in the world. That does not mean my future nephew/niece MUST have the shirt the kid was wearing in the $4 million photo. What the hell is wrong with people?
Matt Damon just had a baby with his wife? Uh, why didn't anyone inform me he was married? Actually, no, I prefer not to know. I find it, you know, better not to know the intimate details, thanks. I don't want to know about the Pitt-Jolie-Aniston-Vaughn thing (if I didn't read movie magazines, I wouldn't know such a thing even existed; tabloid stuff barely makes my radar, but in this case, it affected the films they were in, so I knew about it). I FUCKING HATED FUCKING Jennifer Lopez's drama over her thirty billion husbands and husbands-to-be. Earth to Ben Affleck? NO ONE WANTS TO THINK ABOUT YOU HAVING SEX. THAT IS WHY YOU HAVE NO CAREER AFTER THE "JENNY FROM THE BLOCK" VIDEO.
Ahem. Once again, I am validated in my choice of Damon over Affleck. Fantastic. And Jack Black and his wife had a baby, too? Aww, that's cute, too.
This just in: Britney Spears thinks she's a good mother. Well duh, do bad mothers ever think that they are bad mothers? She's what, a biscuit older than me, married for fewer years than I've been out of college, and already on baby number two? This is a great way for her to reclaim her white trash roots. Sudden marriage to proven faithless, ugly guy? Check. Immediate pregnancy after marriage? Check. Man nowhere to be found around new baby? Check. Sudden second pregnancy? Check. Welcome to White Trash-ville, population Britney Spears.
Just as well that someone has helpfully posted some advice for the fallen pop idol regarding the next steps she shouldn't take in her life. Brilliant, I'm sure Britney is copying that into her diary as we speak. I hate online advice targeted to famous people. Thanks, Google News, for catching this wonderful link for me. I loved it.
