Movie Quotes Meme

[trinityvixen]

I don't have access to my songs from home, so I thought I'd do this tried and true meme one more time.

1) Identify the movie the quote is from
2) Bonus point if you can identify the character (or, failing that, the actor/actress) who said it.
3) And to punch it up a little, I'm going to group the quotes together. Guess the connecting theme of each set for extra points!

A1. "You mean we're all gonna die 'cause you screwed up on the math?"
A2. "I leave for five minutes, and when I come back everyone's a fucking alien. Now, if I have to Men In Black your ass, you're gonna fucking take it!"
A3. "Congratulations. On a scale of one to ten on the perversity meter you just hit a seventy three."
A4. "If I want sarcasm, Mr Tanner, I'll talk to my children thank you very much."
A5. "So...they say you're the bad guy."
*
B1. "No, see this is a really shit idea. You know why? Because it's really obviously a shit idea."
B2. "I did not pass through fire and death to bandy crooked words with a witless worm."
B3. "No one gets laid until we've finished our movie."
B4. "First rule of leadership: everything is your fault."
B5. "I'm trying to get you laid; I'd appreciate a little help!"
*
C1. "And using our powers to build a 'help the town and make it a better place' machine was following rules?"
C2. "Maybe we should call in a bomb threat to Houston. I think it's free beer night at the Astrodome."
C3. "I'm gonna miss bein' disreputable."
C4. "If I could go back in time, I would want to meet Snoopy."
C5. "I won't get et! You shoot me if they take me!"
*

D1. "I knew a man once who said, 'Death smiles at us all. All a man can do is smile back.'"
D2. "Tell you what: after I've crushed my enemies, we'll see about getting you published."
D3. "Most of the time, I work in a little glass jar and lead a very uneventful life--I drive a Volvo, a beige one."
D4. "Immortality seems like a good idea, until you realize you're going to spend it alone."
D5. "This is the really real world, and there ain't no comin' back."

Comments

[ivy03.livejournal.com]

D1 is Maximus somethin' somethin' in "Gladiator." That's the only one I got.

Bored?

[trinityvixen.livejournal.com]

Like you have no idea. And you're right about movie and speaker. I suppose it would be too much to ask for a theme guess with only one quote guessed.

[slackwench.livejournal.com]

A5: Pyro from X2.

[trinityvixen.livejournal.com]

You are correct, sir!

[edgehopper.livejournal.com]

C5 is Jayne in Serenity. Sadly, that's all I can get.

[trinityvixen.livejournal.com]

Oh dear, this is a bad sign. No one has guessed at more than one so far. Fortunately, all who've guessed have been right. Keep trying!

[chuckro.livejournal.com]

C5 is the obligatory Serenity quote--Jayne, I think?

[trinityvixen.livejournal.com]

Right you are! Going to try your luck at any others?

[chuckro.livejournal.com]

...you're screening comments? Why?

[trinityvixen.livejournal.com]

I want to leave space for people to guess. I mean, they could guess without clicking on the comments, but just in case.

Plus ::spooky voice:: oooooh myyysteeeerrryyyy!!!

[ivy03.livejournal.com]

Where did my comment go?

[trinityvixen.livejournal.com]

I'm keeping it screened for now. Just letting others attempt to guess.

[jethrien.livejournal.com]

A4 - Not sure where this is from, but I think Judi Dench said it.
B2 - Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers, Gandalf, Ian McKellan
C5 - Serenity, Jayne, Adam Baldwin

[trinityvixen.livejournal.com]

You're right about the speak for A4, and the other two are correct. Interesting about A4--you can hear her saying it, but not where it's from, ja? I hate when that happens.

[teneda.livejournal.com]

C3 - Ving Rhames(sp?) in MI2

[trinityvixen.livejournal.com]

Correct on both!

[trinityvixen.livejournal.com]

Erm, it's actually just the first MI, but whatever close enough.

[equustel.livejournal.com]

C2: Mulder in the X-Files movie. Aww, nostalgia.

[trinityvixen.livejournal.com]

Good one! Wasn't sure anyone was going to get that one!