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[trinityvixen]

Oh thank Bob, I thought I'd missed it when I saw the news bulletin said "7/17" even though I was reading it today.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, VIN DIESEL!

Today is the day to wish the Diesel all the best. Watch Pitch Black, chuck The Pacifier out a window, go beat up Scott Speedman and Ice Cube for making XXX: State of the Union. Happy Diesel Day to you all!

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[linaerys.livejournal.com]

Vin Diesel once walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.

Linux makes sense when Vin Diesel uses it.

Vin Diesel once gave a woman an orgasm so intense she invented three new branches of mathemetics.

Crop circles are Vin Diesel's way of telling corn to lie the fuck down.

[trinityvixen.livejournal.com]

Heeeee! I can't tell whether these are better with Vin Diesel or Chuck Norris. But the erection one slays me every time. And I hadn't heard the crop circle one. I'll go troll the interweb some more.

Happy Diesel Day!