Never has this new icon been so appropriate AND AWESOME

[trinityvixen]

Q: How many Daleks does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Daleks don't change lightbulbs; they destroy the building.

HEEEEEEEEE!!!!

Okay, so really, deltagrl found this site, but I had to pass it on: Tom Baker Says!

My favorites are the first quote from Happy Gilmore (which, in repeat playings, still makes feiran and I DIE of laughter) and the first one from Predator (which I was telling people about just tonight! Tom Baker saying he’s a goddamned sexual tyrannosaurus…how is that not awesome?

Also, the joke above is from the joke part of the website. Be sure to check out the ones marked “What goes bang-thud” and “Why did the Dalek”. Those are funny enough, I won’t spoil them. My GOD. SO FUNNY CAN'T BREATHE

Comments

[viridian.livejournal.com]

OMG. They have Happy Gilmore, and not "The Price is WRONG, BITCH!"???!!

Someone needs to submit it like right the hell now.

[trinityvixen.livejournal.com]

I know! I lamented that as well! Alas!

[droidguy1119.livejournal.com]

Happy Gilmore is awesome.

[trinityvixen.livejournal.com]

It's definitely my favorite Adam Sandler movie. The Wedding Singer is fun, but Happy Gilmore is just classic.

[stars-fell.livejournal.com]

I have that site bookmarked, though I've been too afraid to listen to it while my husband's around. But he loves the Dead Ringers Fake!Doctor so maybe it wouldn't be so bad. :)

Sexual tyrannosaurus... that practically begs to be iconned.

[trinityvixen.livejournal.com]

I'm sure it has. It's a lot more awesome to hear it come out of Tom Baker's mouth than Jesse Ventura's.

Also? That Dead Ringers thing was really funny. Been meaning to mention that. I love the part where he goes "Some guy called Davros keeps calling me to ask if I'm dead."

You have to listen to it, husband or no, because this is so funny, it HURTS.

[deltagrl.livejournal.com]

"Why did the Dalek cross the road? To exterminate that bloody chicken." AHHHHHHHHHAHAHAAHAHAHAAH

[trinityvixen.livejournal.com]

::GIGGLES MADLY::

feiran didn't really get that one, or why thirteen bang-thuds were funny, but she's not a fan, so I ignore her. She didn't think someone calling Jack Harkness "hot gay Jesus" after the finale of Torchwood was funny. Just proves that she's totally broken.