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trinityvixen ([personal profile] trinityvixen) wrote2007-04-05 10:50 am
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Dude.

All my posts from San Francisco were either about birthday stuffs or travel hijinks. I don't think I mentioned (enough, anyway) how friggin' exhausting it is to watch a baby. I had help, too. My mom and I had the baby to ourselves for about twelve hours for each of the last two days I was there, and maaaaaaaan. Babies need stuff, like, ALL THE DAMNED TIME. If they're not hungry, they probably need a diaper changed. My niece is adorable in that changing her diaper is like her favorite thing in the world after food; she wiggles and kicks and smiles and just lovey-loves it.

If it's not the diaper, maybe it's a nap. She might just need stimulation--take her on a walk, walk around with her, lay her on her back under her play-station thing. There's always something. Even when she naps, it's like a conditional--a transitory period dependent either on you doing something to make her sleep (taking her out in the stroller/car or walking her around until she drifts off) or her only sleeping long enough for you to get tired yourself but not to also fall asleep (you can't, either, 'cause you have to be up if she is and I could sleep through a baby crying easy).

My sister seems to think I was good with baby (maybe I was--I got her down for naps pretty easily), and she kept saying, "Now, don't you want one?" My mother, GOD BLESS HER, was like, "Honey, I think she's even less likely to have one now." Proof positive that my mom knows me pretty damn well. It's okay; my sister has good taste when it comes to clothes and she got me a nice top for my birthday. She also got me a revenge-of-the-thrift-store outfit that's blindingly yellow and of the polyester persuasion, but that was a joke. I just need to do one better on her birthday to show her up.

But yeah, babies is mad tiring, yo. I don't think I ever hit the pillow so hard as I've done in the last few days.

LMAO

[identity profile] arcane-the-sage.livejournal.com 2007-04-05 03:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Sounds like you got off easy actually. Babies that sleep aren't all that tiring. Now hyper I-must-jump-or-fly type babies are far more fun. "Air Time" makes for a good upper body workout ^_^

Re: LMAO

[identity profile] trinityvixen.livejournal.com 2007-04-05 07:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, she's only three months. But given that her daddy is ingamous for basically napalming a pumpkin in his driveway as a kid, I'm sure there's some of that kind of fun coming...
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[identity profile] viridian.livejournal.com 2007-04-05 08:06 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, stories like this make me 1000% sure I don't want kids. I don't want anything I've got to pay attention to 24/7 for several YEARS. Fuck that! I can't pay attention to anything for more than ten minutes.

[identity profile] trinityvixen.livejournal.com 2007-04-05 08:09 pm (UTC)(link)
I feel the same way. Yeah, this is okay for a few days..only just barely...

Years? Oh fuck no.

=-þ

[identity profile] arcane-the-sage.livejournal.com 2007-04-05 08:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Wait a sec, don't you both have pets................

Re: =-þ

[identity profile] trinityvixen.livejournal.com 2007-04-05 08:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Pets, yes. They're not half as needy as a baby. Even kittens are more independent. As the cats my kittens have become, they have each other and the apartment at large for their amusement.

And that's even before you factor in that they won't ever start to think critically, need me to set up a system of morality, or find a way to educate them the way you do with babies. Plus, my cats are so obese, odds are they're not going to be the most long-lived cats either.

[identity profile] umeyard.livejournal.com 2007-04-06 09:20 pm (UTC)(link)
*hands you a Margarita*

Right there with you Trin. Saw my sister and her baby yesterday and tomorrow (4 months), saw JD twice in Chicago(babys sisters baby) who had a cold :( (2 months), my friend kelly and her little boy (4 years) and my friend Sandy who works as a nanny with the 3yr old and the infant.

I am almost looking forward to dealing with three male roomates again since they are a little less needy....but not by much.

Cheers!

[identity profile] trinityvixen.livejournal.com 2007-04-06 09:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Males are way needy, it's true.

::dishes out a mai tai for you:: To babies! May they never darken the doorsteps of our wombs!

Three cheers for the aunties!

[identity profile] umeyard.livejournal.com 2007-04-06 09:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Day #1 of my vacation was the only day I did not have small children around while in chicago, and I woke up to clean up cat puke. I think I am sticking to stuffed penguins from now on.

Cheers.
Here's to being the "cool aunties".
*raises glass in toast*

Re: Three cheers for the aunties!

[identity profile] trinityvixen.livejournal.com 2007-04-06 09:39 pm (UTC)(link)
::clinks glasses::

Woo! Hip Hip Hooray for Aunties!