trinityvixen: (dib worm)
trinityvixen ([personal profile] trinityvixen) wrote2007-04-05 11:04 am

HAHAHAAHAHAHAHA!!!

BEST SPAM SUBJECT LINE EVER:

"Get a visit from the Big Dick fairy"


heheeeeheheheheheeeheheheehehheeheee!!!

So immature!

[identity profile] trinityvixen.livejournal.com 2007-04-05 07:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Seriously, this is awesome spam. Truly, the way to happier, engorged penis size is to pray to/bribe like fuck the Big Dick fairy.

[identity profile] thekit.livejournal.com 2007-04-06 12:02 pm (UTC)(link)
Egad! There's more?

Have you got the complete text of it?

[identity profile] trinityvixen.livejournal.com 2007-04-06 02:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Alas, not. I'd already hit the delete button before I read the subject lines (I tend to rampantly delete all Gmail spam--their filters are really good and I get a lot of spam there). We shall never know how one appeases the Big Dick fairy. So sad.

[identity profile] thekit.livejournal.com 2007-04-08 12:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Wait. Here it is:


Let the big dick fairy bless you

Make your dick huge this summer.
Stop blaming your lack of getting laid on everything under the sun.
You'd be surprised how feeling satisfied with the size of your manhood can
effect how women see you.
http://geocities.yahoo.com.br/qrhfukuuc8v/

sort of politics, that are the great


[identity profile] thekit.livejournal.com 2007-04-08 12:31 pm (UTC)(link)
oh and here's another take on it (http://people.tribe.net/annikakes/blog/1a238ea3-81c5-468f-8772-3b4e3c097b9f)

[identity profile] thekit.livejournal.com 2007-04-08 12:34 pm (UTC)(link)
here's something interesting:

Big man with a big dick

Get a visit from the big dick fairy.
The size you've always wanted can be yours in a matter of months.
Click the link and let her bless you with massive gains.
http://geocities.yahoo.com.br/pb1ifjyo680/

half lights, and to whom and when (which indeed are



The last lines in the spam are excised from some larger text...

Oh and warning- I didn't disable the geocities links.

[identity profile] trinityvixen.livejournal.com 2007-04-08 07:42 pm (UTC)(link)
AWESOME. Everything I could have asked for in a spam e-mail.