HAHAHAAHAHAHAHA!!!

[trinityvixen]

BEST SPAM SUBJECT LINE EVER:

"Get a visit from the Big Dick fairy"


heheeeeheheheheheeeheheheehehheeheee!!!

So immature!

Comments

[thekit.livejournal.com]

WHAT do I have to leave under my pillow?!

It's worth more than a quarter, you know!

[thekit.livejournal.com]

oh that reminds me


ITS REAL
(http://spamusement.com/index.php/comics/view/228)

http://spamusement.com/index.php/comics/view/228

Spamusement - cartoons inspired by real spam subjectlines.

[trinityvixen.livejournal.com]

Seriously, this is awesome spam. Truly, the way to happier, engorged penis size is to pray to/bribe like fuck the Big Dick fairy.

[thekit.livejournal.com]

Egad! There's more?

Have you got the complete text of it?

[trinityvixen.livejournal.com]

Alas, not. I'd already hit the delete button before I read the subject lines (I tend to rampantly delete all Gmail spam--their filters are really good and I get a lot of spam there). We shall never know how one appeases the Big Dick fairy. So sad.

[thekit.livejournal.com]

Wait. Here it is:


Let the big dick fairy bless you

Make your dick huge this summer.
Stop blaming your lack of getting laid on everything under the sun.
You'd be surprised how feeling satisfied with the size of your manhood can
effect how women see you.
http://geocities.yahoo.com.br/qrhfukuuc8v/

sort of politics, that are the great

[thekit.livejournal.com]

oh and here's another take on it (http://people.tribe.net/annikakes/blog/1a238ea3-81c5-468f-8772-3b4e3c097b9f)

[thekit.livejournal.com]

here's something interesting:

Big man with a big dick

Get a visit from the big dick fairy.
The size you've always wanted can be yours in a matter of months.
Click the link and let her bless you with massive gains.
http://geocities.yahoo.com.br/pb1ifjyo680/

half lights, and to whom and when (which indeed are



The last lines in the spam are excised from some larger text...

Oh and warning- I didn't disable the geocities links.

[trinityvixen.livejournal.com]

AWESOME. Everything I could have asked for in a spam e-mail.

[droidguy1119.livejournal.com]

I immediately thought:

"Some pictures have been blocked to help prevent the sender from identifying your computer. Click here to download pictures."

[barely-bean.livejournal.com]

I got that the other day! Cracked me up!

[trinityvixen.livejournal.com]

As one of the female persuasion, I wouldn't exactly request that this so-called fairy come and bequeath me such a thing as is in its power to give me, but if it wanted to provide me a guy endowed with its favor, hey, I ain't gonna complain.

[viridian.livejournal.com]

Maybe it just delivers you one (1) Big Dick, to use as you please: to glue to the nearest male, to use as abstract art, WHATEVER!

[trinityvixen.livejournal.com]

::SNORT::

DUDE. WARN ME NEXT TIME. WATER--ALL OVER KEYBOARD.

::sniggers:: 'use as abstract art' But how 'abstract' could it be? People would come and try to see it as art and go, "Imagine the possibilities, what she could be trying to communicate with us," and then I would ruin it because I lack subtlety and go up to them as say, "IT IS A GIANT COCK."