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[trinityvixen]

Edward Norton is going to be The Incredible Hulk.

Ha ha ha ha ha...yeah, sure. It's April 1st again so soon?

Comments

[deltagrl.livejournal.com]

Gggah???? I love him but....Incredible Hulk? The boy weighs less than me!

[trinityvixen.livejournal.com]

Eh, so does Bill Bixby, but that's not why it's funny.

It's because Edward Norton is going to be in a sort-of-but-not-really sequel/related story to the worst comic book movie ever made (Worse, dare I say, than the Punisher or Daredevil).

[umeyard.livejournal.com]

a. Worse then punishable. No can.
b. dear god, didn't they just try this and fail?
c. They like making bad comic book movies these days, go watch Hell Boy and Van Helsing (wait, did she just get killed by a fargin sofa???) and LXG again my dear

Dear god
going to have nightmares

But lets face it, not everything can be batman begins.

[ecmyers.livejournal.com]

I've heard it referred to as a remake rather than a sequel, which just shows how bad The Hulk was. If they get Brad Pitt to play the Hulk, we'd have a kind of sequel to a better movie.

[trinityvixen.livejournal.com]

Van Helsing wasn't adapted from a comic, a, and, bad as Hellboy was, it was at least occasionally funny. The Hulk smashed all the others in terms of being brutally, unrepentently morose, dull, and ridiculous.

LXG comes close but it is saved by pretty costumes and literary pretensions.

[trinityvixen.livejournal.com]

Hah! Wow. I never thought about it that way. Wonder if the Hulk will be terrible CGI again...

[umeyard.livejournal.com]

Well i guess we could also file Hulk under bad old tv shows that got made into movies, really its a double whammy

btw, organizing pictures today
dang i have a lot of pictures of you!!

[trinityvixen.livejournal.com]

Ugh, don't say you have a lot of pictures of me. It makes me think of every pic ever taken of me, and how it looks like I have triple chins.

[umeyard.livejournal.com]

Then I should not mention the one of you drunk in a bikini on a catamaran posing like a pin-up

LOL

Dayle I have easily 100+ pictures of you....this is what happens you make it to hawaii twice, danas wedding, darryls graduation, and great adventure...oh yeah...alot of pictures...

[hslayer.livejournal.com]

Skinny action stars are bad enough (I also think Nicholas Cage is a joke), but I can't read anything about this dude without thinking of The Honeymooners....

"Hey, Ralphie! You wouldn't like me...when I'm angry!"

Dude seriously should've come up with a stage name.