Answers!

[trinityvixen]

Pretty well done, I'd say. As predicted, glvalentine took this one. She got five right and in less time that it took for me to post the damn thing.

Lines not guessed are in bold.

1. "Oh, that's sarcasm. That is so awesome." Dawn of the Dead (2004)
2. "My mommy always said there were no monsters - no real ones - but there are." Aliens(guessed by glvalentine)
3. "It's because I like you I don't want to be with you. It's a complicated emotion." Finding Nemo (can't believe no one got this one! feiran was kicking herself
4. "As a man, I'm flesh and blood I can be ignored, I can be destroyed but as a symbol? As a symbol I can be incorruptible, I can be everlasting." Batman Begins(guessed by glvalentine, ivy03, feiran)
5. "Wait! We are doctors. We won't hurt you, we only want your organs!" Monkeybone(guessed by droidguy1119)
6. "I have to believe that my actions still have meaning, even if I can't remember them." Memento (guessed by glvalentine, ivy03, feiran)
7. "I have great fear of tools. I once made a birdhouse in woodshop and the fair housing committee condemned it." Better Off Dead (where were you on this one, droidguy1119!?!)
8. "All I did was cross the bridge and I was in Brooklyn. Amazing." Arsenic and Old Lace (for shame, ivy03! I wouldn't know this movie if not for you!)
9. "Never send a human to do a machine's job." The Matrix (guessed by deltagrl, viridian)
10. "It's time to put your mouth where our balls are." Dodgeball (guessed by glvalentine)
11. "He was always a rather stupidly optimistic man. I mean, I'm afraid it came as a great shock to him when he died." Clue (guessed by ivy03)
12. "In two hundred years we've gone from 'I regret but I have one life to give for my country' to 'Fuck you!'?" Speed (guessed by snugglebunnyjm)
13. "In vain have I struggled, it will not do. You must allow me to tell you how ardently I admire and love you." Pride and Prejudice (guessed by glvalentine, jendaby, feiran)
14. "Psychopaths kill for no reason. I kill for money. It's a job." Grosse Pointe Blank (guessed by droidguy1119, viridian, shell524, feiran)
15. "You seem somewhat familiar. Have I threatened you before?" Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl (guessed by jendaby)

Comments

[droidguy1119.livejournal.com]

When I was giving in and googling answers, I have to admit that Better Off Dead basically was the reason I figured out Grosse Pointe Blank.

"It's a damn shame. Folks be throwin' away a perfectly good white boy like that."

[trinityvixen.livejournal.com]

That's my favorite quote from the movie, but I'd used it before, so I picked this other one.

[ivy03.livejournal.com]

That is the most random quote from Arsenic and Old Lace. All I can tell from it is that it's some movie that takes place in Brooklyn. I feel no shame in missing it.

[trinityvixen.livejournal.com]

Oh, :P

[glvalentine.livejournal.com]

Wooo! A life spent indoors, finally justified!

[trinityvixen.livejournal.com]

I await the day that an emergency requires me to regurgitate the film lore I have memorized.

"We need to land this plane! Does anyone know how to fly!?"

"I can show you how Samuel L Jackson did it in Snakes on a Plane!"

"We're saved!"