This story is 100% true
Jun. 3rd, 2008 04:59 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
me: I had a pitcher of margaritas last night. I swear I'm not an alcoholic.
moonlightalice: Uhhhm.
me:
feiran just said she wouldn't play Scene It with me unless I had a handicap.
moonlightalice: omg
me: So instead of having only half the pitcher, I had all of it.
moonlightalice: You still beat the pants off her, yes?
me: Well, not pants-off beating. Especially not the last round where I had a 3 second lag handicap, too.
me: I beat her by about twice as many points. Usually, I can do 3x as many.
moonlightalice: Wow.
me: Yep. No one wants to play with me. I'll drink until they do!
moonlightalice: I've beaten you :D
me: It's true. But this version on the XBOX makes me more competitive. There's no chance.
moonlightalice: I think cumulatively I've seen more movies than you have.
me: But that doesn't seem to matter--whether I've seen movies or not. I know them. It's like osmosis.
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me:
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me: So instead of having only half the pitcher, I had all of it.
![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
me: Well, not pants-off beating. Especially not the last round where I had a 3 second lag handicap, too.
me: I beat her by about twice as many points. Usually, I can do 3x as many.
![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
me: Yep. No one wants to play with me. I'll drink until they do!
![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
me: It's true. But this version on the XBOX makes me more competitive. There's no chance.
![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
me: But that doesn't seem to matter--whether I've seen movies or not. I know them. It's like osmosis.