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trinityvixenLast review of the past season of Smallville is up. Yes, I know the show ended like two months ago, shut up. I admit that one of those months was my bad, but it took like two weeks for the editor to post this because she was moving. The other two weeks plus that aren't accounted for...wizard did it.
Re-reading this, I realize I need to smooth out my tone more. It's mockery, mockery, mockery, and then I got all meta. I mean I go from this:
Since being an intern, just like being a superhero, doesn’t fit into Clark’s emo plans to remain a recluse farmer, he refuses. Plus, he’d be working for Lex and that would be awkward times eleven. Lois says she’s looked into it (why?) and Clark and Lex used to be joined at the hip. But Lex is so evil! She asks why Clark and Lex were ever friends. The Gay, Lois.
to this:
“I love you like a brother, Clark.” And every sibling he ever had, he destroyed. He blamed Daddy for losing his brother. Yet how many times did he murder Julian Luthor when he brought him back, again and again, in imperfect copies named Grant Gabriel? In a world that never existed, Kara was as good as his sister, and he kept a Kryptonite bullet just for her. This is how Lex Luthor loves his family. It’s what he knows.
I don't know which one to be more embarrased by: my pathetic attempt at humor or my pathetic attempt to rescue some pathos and angst from Smallville.
Re-reading this, I realize I need to smooth out my tone more. It's mockery, mockery, mockery, and then I got all meta. I mean I go from this:
Since being an intern, just like being a superhero, doesn’t fit into Clark’s emo plans to remain a recluse farmer, he refuses. Plus, he’d be working for Lex and that would be awkward times eleven. Lois says she’s looked into it (why?) and Clark and Lex used to be joined at the hip. But Lex is so evil! She asks why Clark and Lex were ever friends. The Gay, Lois.
to this:
“I love you like a brother, Clark.” And every sibling he ever had, he destroyed. He blamed Daddy for losing his brother. Yet how many times did he murder Julian Luthor when he brought him back, again and again, in imperfect copies named Grant Gabriel? In a world that never existed, Kara was as good as his sister, and he kept a Kryptonite bullet just for her. This is how Lex Luthor loves his family. It’s what he knows.
I don't know which one to be more embarrased by: my pathetic attempt at humor or my pathetic attempt to rescue some pathos and angst from Smallville.
