Fuck that noise

[trinityvixen]

#122: I am going to kill you.

You know it's a goddamned good thing that your stupid secret is secret BECAUSE IT IS STUPID AND YOU ARE STUPID, AND IF I COULD FIND YOU, I WOULD SET YOU ON FIRE.

Frank Miller indeed. ::huffs angrily:: If Alan Moore gave a shit, he'd come over and kick your ass. AFTER I set you on fire.

(PS: feiran, #130 is just for you.)

Comments

[kent-allard-jr.livejournal.com]

Yeah, #122 forgot to take her anti-bimbo pills this morning.

[trinityvixen.livejournal.com]

You know why it's a goddamned secret?!? BECAUSE YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED. I AM GLAD I KNOW SO I CAN HATE YOU.

[viridian.livejournal.com]

What? I ... don't get it. Why so cranky about someone hating recent graphic novels-to-movies but watching them for shallow reasons?

[trinityvixen.livejournal.com]

I could be made over the fact that she's dismissing probably one of the greatest graphic novels ever. I could be. But I didn't even get that far. She starts off dismissing it because it's written by Frank Miller. I could be mad about her dissing on Frank Miller. But I'm not.

Know why I plan to immolate her on a pyre of gasoline?

Watchmen was written by Alan Moore. She can't even get the reason she's ignorant right. SHE IS IGNORANT OF HER IGNORANCE. SHE IS SO STUPID SHE CAN'T EVEN FIGURE OUT THAT THE REASON SHE DOESN'T WANT TO EVEN OPEN ONE OF THE BEST GODDAMNED STORIES EVER IS COMPLETELY IRRELEVANT.

I think she should burn for this, and I'm going to the store for matches right now.

[trinityvixen.livejournal.com]

I realize, now, that that last post probably means nothing to you. Let me try to explain it in your terms.

It's as if someone wrote off watching Buffy or Angel because she didn't like Stephanie Myers' writing. Does that help?

[viridian.livejournal.com]

Oh, I see. But aren't the movies all vaguely in the same sort of edgy style, regardless of what the comics were? I got the impression that the Frank Miller thing was just another example of stuff she didn't like.

[kent-allard-jr.livejournal.com]

I'm as shallow as the next guy (I watched Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back twice, honest to fucking God, because it featured Eliza Dushku in a latex bodysuit), but #122's judgment is like not watching Angel because you don't think Christian Bale is hot. Shallow is OK, shallow and ignorant (and proud enough to advertise it) not so much.

[droidguy1119.livejournal.com]

You missed the other reason she's stupid -- the trailer does NOT feature a new Smashing Pumpkins song. It's the B-side to the single for Batman & Robin, which, last I checked, was over a decade old.

[trinityvixen.livejournal.com]

I forgive anyone who didn't know a song off the Batman & Robin soundtrack by virtue of the fact that most sane people rightly stayed the F away from anything having to do with that movie.

[droidguy1119.livejournal.com]

Yeah, except if she loves Smashing Pumpkins so much, she should know their songs. I don't think it was written for Batman & Robin, and thusly should be available on an album of some sort.

[trinityvixen.livejournal.com]

The movies aren't really the same. The trailers, maybe. Still, I am entitled to hate her being a dumb slut. That's not so wrong, is it?

[trinityvixen.livejournal.com]

Man, musicians have so many songs, it's hard to keep track. Also, she's proven she's dumbass with the Miller/Moore mix up, so I don't have to defend anything else she does. She's probably 15, hasn't known Smashing Pumpkins before they broke up and thinks she's being edgy 'cause she likes this "old stuff" or whatever the shit she's talking about. Haaaaate.