I've been awake for TWO HOURS, and already I'm in pain and bleeding.

[trinityvixen]

Good thing I found band-aids when I was cleaning up my desk!

Y'all are so jealous of my talent, let me tell you. As a consequence of not exercising too much then exercising too much in a short span (read: thirty minutes a day, two days in a row; why yes, I am horribly out of shape, how did you know?), I am now experiencing a twinging pain in my hip--probably like what feiran used to complain of when she over-exercised. It's not too bad, just kind of annoying.

But wait! There's more! I went to clean off counters (because they are covered in plaster dust from our walls finally being patched up) and move my blender over to the counter next to the sink (because we need a plug free for the refrigerator, and something that spills wet stuff should really be on the linoleum anyway). The blender is dusty, so I wash all the pieces and just shove my hand down into the cup. Where the blade is. The blade that routinely, in an ungodly fast manner, makes ice cubes into teeny tiny particles of slushie for my inebriation. Sliiiiiice. Not a big cut, but a stinging, bleeding one that I shouldn't have given myself.

It's 2 pm, I'm maimed, lamed, and feeling really stupid. I think that means I'm in a perfect mood to finally write up last week's Heroes review for Pink Raygun.

Comments

[ivy03.livejournal.com]

I dreamt last night that I was having dinner with Tim Kring and told him his show sucked. I only felt slightly mortified by this. And I haven't even seen the last two episodes.

[trinityvixen.livejournal.com]

Well, after he got himself into trouble by calling people who don't watch his show how and when he likes them to "dipshits" and basically implying that people liking certain actors/characters are exactly why his show can't be run the way he wants (and why it sucks), I don't think you should feel too bad...

[ecmyers.livejournal.com]

Remember that time Claire-bear shoved her hand into the garbage disposal? If only you could heal like that!

Yeah.

I'm sorry for your pain (both the cut, and the Heroes watching). We should watch Smallville later.

[trinityvixen.livejournal.com]

Well, I kinda, sorta, erm, didn't watch Heroes, so watching Smallville would be a step in the right direction.

[ivy03.livejournal.com]

More specifically, I dreamt I was at a dinner party with Tim Kring and I told him that all his female characters sucked (which, in this season, they do) and everyone else was looking at me like shut up.

[trinityvixen.livejournal.com]

They always have! Stupid females and their lack of substantial contribution!

[chuckro.livejournal.com]

I'm envisioning a review of Heroes that consists of the words "Make it stop!" over and over again with various degrees of punctuation.

[trinityvixen.livejournal.com]

Oh, great, now you tell me! That would have saved me like an hour of effort to write this (http://www.pinkraygun.com/2008/11/24/heroes-its-coming/).

[chuckro.livejournal.com]

Save that for next week? You know you're going to need it.

[trinityvixen.livejournal.com]

I'm halfway through, and you're totally right. Why my life?