I think they finally broke me

[trinityvixen]

Tales from the Crypt is generally fantastic at being awful in every way--puns, acting, gross-ossity. There have been plenty of gross-outs. Right now, I'm watching "Forever Ambergris" and Steve Buscemi's eyeball just popped clean out of his face after he up-chucked some severely disgusting bile straight at the camera.

But the thing that broke me? Let's just say that Tim Curry was involved. Tim Curry in a lot of makeup, to be precise--makeup that gave him huge teeth, a humpback, disgustingly discolored, wrinkled and almost moldy skin--and a horrible suuuhthurn hick accent. The abomination then preceded to strip (most of the reveal was implied, not shown) then sit "her"self down on Ed Begley Jr.'s cock and writhe up and down for thirty seconds. THE MOST AWFUL THIRTY SECONDS OF MY LIFE.

Fugly female monster Tim Curry did it with a handcuffed Ed Begley Jr. Then they talked about how fucking fabulous that sex was. THERE WAS PENETRATION TALK AFTER FEMME CURRY RODE ED BEGLEY JR.

WHY?

If you click that cut, you have only yourselves to blame.

Comments

[gryphonrose.livejournal.com]

No, I still blame you.
:)

[trinityvixen.livejournal.com]

It happened, my god. I couldn't not inflict it on others. But I had to select against those as would not appreciate knowing what I know. Anyone who clicks on the cut-tag takes full responsibility.

[ecmyers.livejournal.com]

Yeah... I think I was probably not watching Tales from the Crypt anymore whenever that episode was on. Thank GOD. That could have seriously screwed me up forever.

[trinityvixen.livejournal.com]

Help me lord, for if that is hell, I wish to avoid it at all costs!

[arcane-the-sage.livejournal.com]

....that the problem is?

*proud of his incredibly high TMI resistance*

[trinityvixen.livejournal.com]

Ugh, dude, this is just unbearably disgusting. I don't think it's TMI--it's not personal, it's just an abomination unto humanity.