How to tell that you're getting older

[trinityvixen]

You go to check out some sales online, and this is the most exciting prospect you find. Yes, the idea of a wet/dry vac for my apartment just about thrills me, not gonna lie. It would also, probably, detox our place of allergens so we could have more sneeze-prone guests over more often with less difficulty.

I need to sleep. zzzzzzz