Please, won't you take all my money? Please?

[trinityvixen]

Okay, I'm super bored at work, but I'd be even more super-bored if I went out to the airport early (for all that they might have working AC, which I do not have at work right now). So I'm browsing and I come across this teasing, teasing art from some official Ubisoft artists.

Now, granted, this is on Kotaku, which is part of Gawker, which, as moonlightalice likes to say, reports on stuff that they found on napkins in dumpsters--and not even dumpsters near the people who actually make the stuff they want to report on, so take the accuracy of the reporting with a grain of salt.

BUT STILL!!!! The promise of an Assassin's Creed anything gets me really excited, and I'm with the Kotaku person: please tell us where to send you money for more of this plz kthanxbai? No, seriously, the makers of this game and Bioware, who make my beloved Mass Effect could offer to sell me a mystery box with the promise that there could be anything from a statuette to a slip of paper that just says "Congrats on liking our games so much" and I'd be like, "HERE IS MY MONEY. I CAN GET YOU MORE. DO YOU NEED MORE? 'CAUSE I CAN GET IT!!!"

I can, you know. Hook me up!

Comments

[edgehopper.livejournal.com]

Eh, Egypt would be around my 6th choice for a new Assassin's Creed setting, after:

Late 19th century Europe
Feudal Japan
Imperial Rome
19th century China
18th-19th century India

[trinityvixen.livejournal.com]

The point of this post was not that this is my new favoritest shiny toy. The point was that I am a consumer whore and they could force-feed me shit I don't like and I'd probably thank them for it. Also, I have this money that they haven't taken and they could have if they wanted. Why don't they want my money? Why won't they make something or talk about making something to take my money?