And in even more depressing news

[trinityvixen]

I was going to try and post something less discursive and less depressing after my last navel-gazing post (it's not truly navel-gazing if you don't link to it!). One the one hand, I will succeed in being succinct. On the other, finding out that Channing Tatum is the person of interest to star in the already unnecessary remake of The Crow is about as depressing a news story as I could think to come across today. Forget it, starving kids in Somalia, your suffering is not as great as mine (and JESUS CHRIST, I AM KIDDING, OKAY?).

I will warn you that there is a picture of Channing Tatum holding a cock in that link, though it's not as NSFW as you'd think from that description.

Comments

[trinityvixen.livejournal.com]

The Crow sequels were so bad, they almost taint the excellence of the first movie. This? Makes The Crow: Wicked Prayer, with it's starring turn by That Guy Who Played Tank in The Matrix and Macy Gray look like goddamned Shakespeare. Channing Tatum is not an actor; he's a cardboard cutout that moves.

[six-demon-bag.livejournal.com]

I stopped at City of Angels. Isn't Wicked Prayer also the one that has David Boreanaz and Tara Reid?

[trinityvixen.livejournal.com]

Oh yes, that would be the one.

[six-demon-bag.livejournal.com]

Then I'd say Reid is the icing on the cake of a truly epic cast. : )