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trinityvixenIn celebration of Mother's Day (and not solely out of prurient interest, really!), I clicked on a People Magazine-AOL slideshow of celebrities and their mothers. I've got to say that some beautiful people have some not attractive parents. Most notably, where the hell did Nicole Kidman come from? I think this is the proof I've always needed to state, for the record, that she is an alien not born of this earth.
Interestingly, some people you could just see where the kids came from--Lindsay Lohan and her mom look a lot alike, as does, in a good way, Keanu Reeves and his mother (she's gorgeous--I wanna look that good at her age), and, surprisingly enough, Paris Hilton and her mother. Her mother's got the same nose, but she's actually pretty. Eat it, Paris. Your mother will always be hotter than you. For one, she's actually got flesh instead of being a stick insect. For two, she's got the tits you can only hope to get through plastic surgery--massive, invasive plastic surgery.
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Interestingly, some people you could just see where the kids came from--Lindsay Lohan and her mom look a lot alike, as does, in a good way, Keanu Reeves and his mother (she's gorgeous--I wanna look that good at her age), and, surprisingly enough, Paris Hilton and her mother. Her mother's got the same nose, but she's actually pretty. Eat it, Paris. Your mother will always be hotter than you. For one, she's actually got flesh instead of being a stick insect. For two, she's got the tits you can only hope to get through plastic surgery--massive, invasive plastic surgery.
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Stereotype at mutedfaith.com.
