It's not my fault!
Nov. 29th, 2005 03:53 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
trinityvixenBy now, you know the drill: correctly guess the quote's movie/speaker, and you get, uh, well, you make the quote go un-bold-y. Yay!
1. "The Almighty tells me he can get me out of this mess, but he's pretty sure you're fucked."
Stephen - Braveheart
2. "Ten minutes at Elton John's and you're as gay as a maypole."
Joe (the manager) - Love, Actually
3. "Still using all the muscles except the one that matters?"
Agent Smith - The Matrix Reloaded
4. "I'm not a doctor. I never went to medical school. I'm not a lawyer, or a Harvard graduate, or a Lutheran."
Frank Abagnale Jr - Catch Me If You Can
5. "Yeah, OK, I have an idea. We draw straws and the loser runs across the lot with a ham sandwich."
Steve - Dawn of the Dead (2004)
6. "Come quietly or there will be trouble."
Robocop - Robocop
7. "Spiders! The spiders, they want me to tap dance...I don't want to tap dance."
Ron Weasley - Harry Potter and the Prizoner of Azkaban
8. "Well, boys, our monochromatic friend's in danger. Looks like we have a job to do."
Skipper - Madagascar
9. "First rule of leadership: everything is your fault."
Hopper - A Bug's Life
10. "I don't know about homicide, but you've sure got me for raising my voice in a public library."
Cotton Weary - Scream 2
11. "I'll flip you for it. Heads: I tell you. Tails: we go out on a date."
12. "It will be nice working with proper villains again."
Basher Tarr - Ocean's Eleven
13. "How many sins could you have committed in three days? Come back when you have more time, please."
Alejandro Murrieta (Zorro) - The Mask of Zorro
14. "I realise you witnessed the missus and I working through a few domestic issues. That's regrettable, but don't take that to be a sign of weakness--that would be a mistake on your part."
John Smith - Mr. and Mrs. Smith
15. "Don't sell yourself short, Judge. You're a tremendous slouch."
Ty Webb - Caddyshack
16. "But if the Pirates of the Caribbean breaks down, the pirates don't eat the tourists."
Ian Malcolm - Jurassic Park
17. "The worm has turned and it is now packing an Uzi."
Will Randall - Wolf
18. "I'm on Planet X looking for a dweeb who wears green fatigues. He wears glasses."
Jack O'Neil - Stargate
19. "I have a real life, and I'd appreciate it if you only call me down here when there's a REAL emergency. If one of my patients comes in carrying his own head, call me."
aaaaaaaaand a Christmas one (though you wouldn't know it from the quote itself):
20. "There are two things in life I hate: heights and jumping from them."
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Date: 2005-11-29 09:09 pm (UTC)7) Prisoner of Azkaban!
12) Ocean's 11
16) Jurassic Park
17) Men In Black?
I know I recognize 5 and 8-11, but I'll be buggered if I can place them on five hours of sleep right now.
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Date: 2005-11-29 09:11 pm (UTC)8 - Madagascar (the penguin commander to his troops)
oh hell, the other part!
Date: 2005-11-29 09:11 pm (UTC)3) Ron Weasley
12) Don Cheadle!
16) ...Ian Malcolm?
17) Agent K?
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Date: 2005-11-29 09:17 pm (UTC)Happy now?
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Date: 2005-11-29 09:19 pm (UTC)I'm pretty sure you've got the same Christmas movie as me, which I think is terrible cheating since you didn't even get the movie in my meme.
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Date: 2005-11-29 09:32 pm (UTC)12- the only black guy on the cast, played by Don Cheadle
16- Ian Malcolm, played by Jeff Goldblum
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Date: 2005-11-29 09:52 pm (UTC)Re: oh hell, the other part!
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Date: 2005-11-29 09:54 pm (UTC)And who's fault is it if this seems like a new round when you're weeks behind everyone else? Sheesh!
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Date: 2005-11-29 10:02 pm (UTC)17 - Wolf, spoken by Will.
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Date: 2005-11-29 10:39 pm (UTC)Ok...
Date: 2005-11-29 10:50 pm (UTC)02) Joe from Love Actually
03) Agent Smith, Matrix Reloaded
04) Frank in Catch Me If You Can
06) Robocop
07) Ron in HP 3
08) Lead Penguin in Madagascar
09) Hopper in A Bug's Life
10) Cotton in Scream 2
12) Basher in Ocean's Eleven
13) Zorro in Mask of Zorro
14) John Smith, Mr & Mrs Smith
15) Ty from CaddyShack (Groundhogs Rule!)
16) Ian in Jurassic Park (Didn't I just quote him?)
17) Will in Wolf (Though I prefer "NO! I'm just marking my territory, and you got in the way.")
18) Colonel Jack in Stargate
And #20 I'll answer like this:
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