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trinityvixen...More Facts about Chuck Norris!!!!!
Some of my favorites behind the cut:
Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds 'til." After you ask, "Two seconds 'til what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face.
And and and! There is a VIN DIESEL one, too!!!
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linaerys for finding these first.
Some of my favorites behind the cut:
Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds 'til." After you ask, "Two seconds 'til what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face.
And and and! There is a VIN DIESEL one, too!!!
All credit goes to
linaerys for finding these first.
