We interrupt real human suffering to bring you...

[trinityvixen]

...More Facts about Chuck Norris!!!!!

Some of my favorites behind the cut:

Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.

If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds 'til." After you ask, "Two seconds 'til what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face.

And and and! There is a VIN DIESEL one, too!!!

All credit goes to linaerys for finding these first.

Comments

[cbreakr.livejournal.com]

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.

This is the winner.

[linaerys.livejournal.com]

That's my favorite too.

[cbreakr.livejournal.com]

You clearly have the best taste in the group here

[teneda.livejournal.com]

You really have alot of time on your hands huh?

[xannoside.livejournal.com]

Don't forget that Chuck Norris got pwned by Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White, and Monty Python and the Holy Grail's Black Knight, etc, etc.

Granted, it took all them. ;)

[cbreakr.livejournal.com]

But in the end... Mr. Rogers

[thekit.livejournal.com]

You had me from "Chuck Norris."

[trinityvixen.livejournal.com]

So awesome. All you have to do is throw in "Chuck Norris," and suddenly the day is made that much better.

[viridian.livejournal.com]

OMG I showed these to Ben this morning.

How does the internet keep finding things all at the same time? :P