trinityvixen | (no subject)

Not getting to watch House be cranky last night (F YOU, AMERICAN IDOL!) makes me cranky. So here are some quotes from the IMDB to make me (and, you, I suppose) happy.

Wilson: Beauty often seduces us on the road to truth.
House: And triteness kicks us in the nads.

Wilson: That smugness of yours really is an attractive quality.
House: Thank you. It was either that or get my hair highlighted. Smugness is easier to maintain

House: I suppose "minimally at best" is your stiff upper lip British way of saying "No chance in hell"?
Chase: Actually, I'm Australian.
House: You put the Queen on your money. You're British
(heeeee! It's funny because Hugh Laurie is British! Get it?)

House: How does someone just start drooling? Chase, were you wearing your short shorts?

Chase: You two are just too nasty to each other not to have been...nasty.
House: Hey, I can be a jerk to people I haven't slept with. I am that good.

House: Chase killed that woman, and now Foreman's in charge?
Cuddy: Yeah, we have a pecking order here; if Cameron kills somebody, Chase takes over. There's a flow chart in the lobby.

Chase: How'd you like it if I interfered in your personal life?
House: I'd hate it. That's why, cleverly, I have no personal life.

House: I take risks, sometimes patients die. But not taking risks causes more patients to die. So, I guess my biggest problem is I've been cursed with the ability to do the math.

House: Does your penis hurt?
Patient: What? No! Should it?
House: No, I thought I'd give you a really inappropriate question. Your lawyers will love it.

Wilson: You had the perfect person, and you blew it.
House: You saw the shoes!
Wilson: I'm not talking about her.
House: You're talking about Cameron.
Wilson: I'm talking about every woman you've ever given a damn about.
House: Cameron is so not perfect.
Wilson: Well, nobody's perfect.
House: Mother Theresa?
Wilson: Dead.
House: Angelina Jolie?
Wilson: No medical degree.
House: Oh, so now who's being picky?

House: What's with hiring a male secretary? J-Date not working out?

Foreman: You are aware of the Hippocratic oath, right?
House: The one that starts, "First, do no harm", then goes on to tell us: no abortions, no seductions, and definitely no cutting of those who labor beneath the stone? Yeah, took a read once. Wasn't impressed.

House: I teach you to lie, cheat, and steal, and as soon as my back's turned you wait in line?

Also, why is it that I can solve "Beware! Very Challenging!" Su Doku puzzles faster than the "Demanding" ones? I mean, the book gets steadily more difficult as you move to the back, and the BVCs are after the Ds...so why?