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trinityvixenNot getting to watch House be cranky last night (F YOU, AMERICAN IDOL!) makes me cranky. So here are some quotes from the IMDB to make me (and, you, I suppose) happy.
Wilson: Beauty often seduces us on the road to truth.
House: And triteness kicks us in the nads.
Wilson: That smugness of yours really is an attractive quality.
House: Thank you. It was either that or get my hair highlighted. Smugness is easier to maintain
House: I suppose "minimally at best" is your stiff upper lip British way of saying "No chance in hell"?
Chase: Actually, I'm Australian.
House: You put the Queen on your money. You're British
(heeeee! It's funny because Hugh Laurie is British! Get it?)
House: How does someone just start drooling? Chase, were you wearing your short shorts?
Chase: You two are just too nasty to each other not to have been...nasty.
House: Hey, I can be a jerk to people I haven't slept with. I am that good.
House: Chase killed that woman, and now Foreman's in charge?
Cuddy: Yeah, we have a pecking order here; if Cameron kills somebody, Chase takes over. There's a flow chart in the lobby.
Chase: How'd you like it if I interfered in your personal life?
House: I'd hate it. That's why, cleverly, I have no personal life.
House: I take risks, sometimes patients die. But not taking risks causes more patients to die. So, I guess my biggest problem is I've been cursed with the ability to do the math.
House: Does your penis hurt?
Patient: What? No! Should it?
House: No, I thought I'd give you a really inappropriate question. Your lawyers will love it.
Wilson: You had the perfect person, and you blew it.
House: You saw the shoes!
Wilson: I'm not talking about her.
House: You're talking about Cameron.
Wilson: I'm talking about every woman you've ever given a damn about.
House: Cameron is so not perfect.
Wilson: Well, nobody's perfect.
House: Mother Theresa?
Wilson: Dead.
House: Angelina Jolie?
Wilson: No medical degree.
House: Oh, so now who's being picky?
House: What's with hiring a male secretary? J-Date not working out?
Foreman: You are aware of the Hippocratic oath, right?
House: The one that starts, "First, do no harm", then goes on to tell us: no abortions, no seductions, and definitely no cutting of those who labor beneath the stone? Yeah, took a read once. Wasn't impressed.
House: I teach you to lie, cheat, and steal, and as soon as my back's turned you wait in line?
Also, why is it that I can solve "Beware! Very Challenging!" Su Doku puzzles faster than the "Demanding" ones? I mean, the book gets steadily more difficult as you move to the back, and the BVCs are after the Ds...so why?
Wilson: Beauty often seduces us on the road to truth.
House: And triteness kicks us in the nads.
Wilson: That smugness of yours really is an attractive quality.
House: Thank you. It was either that or get my hair highlighted. Smugness is easier to maintain
House: I suppose "minimally at best" is your stiff upper lip British way of saying "No chance in hell"?
Chase: Actually, I'm Australian.
House: You put the Queen on your money. You're British
(heeeee! It's funny because Hugh Laurie is British! Get it?)
House: How does someone just start drooling? Chase, were you wearing your short shorts?
Chase: You two are just too nasty to each other not to have been...nasty.
House: Hey, I can be a jerk to people I haven't slept with. I am that good.
House: Chase killed that woman, and now Foreman's in charge?
Cuddy: Yeah, we have a pecking order here; if Cameron kills somebody, Chase takes over. There's a flow chart in the lobby.
Chase: How'd you like it if I interfered in your personal life?
House: I'd hate it. That's why, cleverly, I have no personal life.
House: I take risks, sometimes patients die. But not taking risks causes more patients to die. So, I guess my biggest problem is I've been cursed with the ability to do the math.
House: Does your penis hurt?
Patient: What? No! Should it?
House: No, I thought I'd give you a really inappropriate question. Your lawyers will love it.
Wilson: You had the perfect person, and you blew it.
House: You saw the shoes!
Wilson: I'm not talking about her.
House: You're talking about Cameron.
Wilson: I'm talking about every woman you've ever given a damn about.
House: Cameron is so not perfect.
Wilson: Well, nobody's perfect.
House: Mother Theresa?
Wilson: Dead.
House: Angelina Jolie?
Wilson: No medical degree.
House: Oh, so now who's being picky?
House: What's with hiring a male secretary? J-Date not working out?
Foreman: You are aware of the Hippocratic oath, right?
House: The one that starts, "First, do no harm", then goes on to tell us: no abortions, no seductions, and definitely no cutting of those who labor beneath the stone? Yeah, took a read once. Wasn't impressed.
House: I teach you to lie, cheat, and steal, and as soon as my back's turned you wait in line?
Also, why is it that I can solve "Beware! Very Challenging!" Su Doku puzzles faster than the "Demanding" ones? I mean, the book gets steadily more difficult as you move to the back, and the BVCs are after the Ds...so why?
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Date: 2006-01-19 09:49 pm (UTC)Did you mean only one way of reaching that solution? Because that's a whole different thing.
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Date: 2006-01-19 09:59 pm (UTC)It's the same way that a system of linear equations can be solved for a space of solutions if there isn't a singular solution. Since su doku has a finite set of values, the space for any solution is finite and so it's not so bad.
There are an infinite number of methods to solve any puzzle, but almost all of them are absurd.