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[trinityvixen]

viridian will appreciate this:

I've worn my Lenore shirt plenty of times before and not gotten so much as an eye raise. Today, the new post doc in our lab commented on it (and he knows who Lenore is!) as did a complete stranger in the cafeteria at lunch. He did a double-take, and stopped short to try and read it.

Oh yeah, proof positive I have a nice rack.

Comments

[ivy03.livejournal.com]

Hey, people only stare at my chest when I wear my flags of the world T-shirt.

[trinityvixen.livejournal.com]

I should be more concerned about that than the one I'm wearing. At least they can justify staring at mine because it has words on it (and one of the words is "squeeze" so I'm totally sending subliminal messages about the titties). People who get off staring at your chest when it's covered with flags? Weeeeeeird.

[cbreakr.livejournal.com]

OMG, the union jack does it for me everytime.

[chuckro.livejournal.com]

...I think neither of you are fully comprehending the magnetic power of boobies. Most post-high school guys have gotten fairly good at not looking like they're staring at the bosoms, but we're totally doing it.

(Of course, I only stare at jethrien's chest. Really, I swear.)

[viridian.livejournal.com]

Rock! I knew that shirt would get that reaction.

Which is why I don't have one for myself. :P

[trinityvixen.livejournal.com]

Why not? With boobies like yours, you should be advertising! Start wearing a slit-top shirt that goes to your boob crack and says "HEY, I HAVE BREASTS!"

Seriously, my friend Cindy said that to a guy at a bar once and they had a perfectly normal conversation afterwards. True story.

[hslayer.livejournal.com]

(Do I even want to interject anything here...hmmm.)

[viridian.livejournal.com]

no, no you do not.

[viridian.livejournal.com]

... why not just go all out and have it read "TITTIES TITTIES TITTIES!!!!" instead?

[trinityvixen.livejournal.com]

...I have no problem with that.