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Feb. 22nd, 2008 11:15 amI've said as much before, but on days like this, I'd swear the sky ends at the trees in the park. Welcome to the Matrix, people.
Feb. 22nd, 2008
Another HI-LARIOUS e-mail from my uncle
Feb. 22nd, 2008 02:26 pmI have this Uncle who just doesn't ever use his brain beyond the power it takes to point and click. He's the one who sent those oh-so-funny e-mails about how women are CUH-RAY-ZEE and the like. Here's this ridiculous gut-tickler he sent recently about the "2008 Democratic National Convention" (look for my commentary in bold):
( You want to know, but you don't really have to. )
My actual, shorter response to the e-mail:
Lovely Uncle Don. I suppose the itinerary for the Republican National Convention will take several breaks to be sure that women are routinely stripped of their privacy and freedom; that some random representative of an ethnic minority is personally deported by the nominee-elect; that Christianity is written over the part of the Constitution promising religious freedom; and that the overall theme will be (again) ZOMG TERRORISTS IS EVERYWHERE GIVE US MONEY TO MAKE BOMBS TO BLOWED THEM UP PLZ K THNKS (and yes, I fully believe the grammar will be that poor; they're just Republicans--they know how the PEOPLE speak).
Then my DAD, AWESOMELY, hit back with this:
I am with my daughter on this one, except that she is being too generous in describing the cognitive ability of the average Republican (present mailing list members excepted, other than my brothers). Until the latest news from the NY Times, the Republicans had one half-decent and principled candidate who was going to lose in November anyway. Now they just have losers.
He's wrong about McCain having principles, but otherwise, Daddy TV for the win!
( You want to know, but you don't really have to. )
My actual, shorter response to the e-mail:
Lovely Uncle Don. I suppose the itinerary for the Republican National Convention will take several breaks to be sure that women are routinely stripped of their privacy and freedom; that some random representative of an ethnic minority is personally deported by the nominee-elect; that Christianity is written over the part of the Constitution promising religious freedom; and that the overall theme will be (again) ZOMG TERRORISTS IS EVERYWHERE GIVE US MONEY TO MAKE BOMBS TO BLOWED THEM UP PLZ K THNKS (and yes, I fully believe the grammar will be that poor; they're just Republicans--they know how the PEOPLE speak).
Then my DAD, AWESOMELY, hit back with this:
I am with my daughter on this one, except that she is being too generous in describing the cognitive ability of the average Republican (present mailing list members excepted, other than my brothers). Until the latest news from the NY Times, the Republicans had one half-decent and principled candidate who was going to lose in November anyway. Now they just have losers.
He's wrong about McCain having principles, but otherwise, Daddy TV for the win!
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Feb. 22nd, 2008 02:28 pmI let my kitties wander around in my room while I was on my lunch break today, and Wally keeps STEALING SHIT. He picked up something in a plastic wrapping and started to walk off with it. He jumped up on my dresser (after playing in the drawers which was very cute) and picked up an elastic headband and ran off with it, too! THIEF!!!
