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Aug. 18th, 2008 04:44 pmVoltron into turnaround! Could it be the epic case of MASSIVE FAIL finally showing through?
I loves me some Voltron, don't get me wrong. But the minorest of minor details--the proposed plot--has me just a little off-put by the idea of a movie adaptation:
Marks' take is described as a post-apocalyptic tale set in New York City and Mexico, where five survivors of an alien attack band together and end up piloting the five lion-shaped robots that combine and form the massive sword-wielding Voltron that helps battle Earth's invaders.
FUCK YOU, VOLTRON DOES NOT LIVE ON PLANET EARTH. GALAXY GARRISON IS ON EARTH. VOLTRON IS ON PLANET ARUS. FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU.
Sorry. That got a little vehement. Might have something to do with the last bit of anime-to-film news I had--you know, that completely horsehit idea of casting Keanu Reeves as Spike Spiegel in a live-action Cowboy Bebop movie. What? There weren't any bad actors under 40 available!? What's that Anakin kid doing these days? Either one--the little'un or the angsty one. They'd at least be closer to age-appropriate.
I loves me some Voltron, don't get me wrong. But the minorest of minor details--the proposed plot--has me just a little off-put by the idea of a movie adaptation:
Marks' take is described as a post-apocalyptic tale set in New York City and Mexico, where five survivors of an alien attack band together and end up piloting the five lion-shaped robots that combine and form the massive sword-wielding Voltron that helps battle Earth's invaders.
FUCK YOU, VOLTRON DOES NOT LIVE ON PLANET EARTH. GALAXY GARRISON IS ON EARTH. VOLTRON IS ON PLANET ARUS. FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU.
Sorry. That got a little vehement. Might have something to do with the last bit of anime-to-film news I had--you know, that completely horsehit idea of casting Keanu Reeves as Spike Spiegel in a live-action Cowboy Bebop movie. What? There weren't any bad actors under 40 available!? What's that Anakin kid doing these days? Either one--the little'un or the angsty one. They'd at least be closer to age-appropriate.