Hail to the Chef!

What can I say? At this point, I don't even recognize what show I'm watching. It's like I've gone through an alternate dimension and I'm watching some other universe's version of Heroes. One where these things that were on the show happen and make sense. Where Sylar in an apron isn't unusual. Yes.

Do you believe in unlikelihood?

Pink Raygun review for Heroes 3.04 is up.

And no, I haven't forgiven this show for killing my girl-boner for Sylar, okay? The episode still had problems regardless. At one point, I had to pause and laugh for a while until I could control myself. I showed the scene in the Bennet kitchen to darkling1, who hasn't seen any of season two and was mightily confused. I assure everyone that it's not just him.

Despondent about the show?

Read Jack Coleman's blog! This entry in particular is my favorite. Partially for the neuroses of actors and actresses in Hollywood (not surprisingly, they all exercise way beyond healthy limits), partly for Jack Coleman being hilarious.

Everything he's writing is more interesting than the show. He is very candid in later entries about sucky stuff he's done. How long before he's free enough from Heroes that he can admit how craptacular it's been?

Minor spoilers ahoy!

I just like that this confirms my suspicion from episode two.

( Spoiler! Very Minor! Could have gotten it from the preview for next week! )

Called it. S'all I'm gonna say.

No, I lied, I have this to say as well: Caaaaaaaaaaaaaaalled it.

And this: ( Spoiler-related meta! )

One other spoiler, also minor, just to prove (as I was saying to gryphonrose) that the show has lost track of its continuity entirely: ( You're shitting me. )

Not about Heroes! SHOCK

I mentioned this LOLPolitics post the other day to some folks. I can't help it: this shit's funny!


see Sarah Palin pictures

Oh, have one more:


see Sarah Palin pictures

Oh FUCK THIS NOISE, would you?

They WON? Fucking crybaby, worst-examples-of-the-sacrament-of-marriage SHITFUCKS won!?!

I, for one, would like to know how much it cost to change the forms back. And I'd like that bill delivered right to these spoiled shits. I want it taken out on both their heads. I want them to have a special law passed TODAY (it's not 5 yet in California) saying that these two fuckwad, taint-sniffing, turdblossoms STILL HAVE TO BE "PARTY A" AND "PARTY B." Teach those two a fucking lesson before they continue on much longer in this conservative, entitled delusion that so long as they stamp their feet and hold their breath they'll get what they want and FUCK everyone else. I say, let 'em hold pass out and hit their heads. Might knock some goddamned sense into these cockbangers.