I, too, am aware of all inter-webs traditions

Shorter Bill Kristol: Even though the public has resoundingly rejected my ideology, you have to keep paying attention to me. Also, I am a douche.

Feel free to suggest your own. (And somebody, please, remind me why The New York Times hired this guy again?)

Just 'cause

I've been meaning to post this forever:


more lol celebs!

Hours of my life, gone

What's the euphemism for a show that has so thoroughly jumped the shark that it's coming around for a second try and aiming to impale itself on the dorsal fin? Because that's Heroes right now. I give up.

It's time to give up. I'm starting two petitions right now. One, to get Pushing Daisies a full season two and another season besides. And two, to get Heroes canceled. Because unless Heroes is canceled, I'm going to have to keep reviewing it. Please let this bloated motherfucker die already. If not, can we please have more Pushing Daisies forever instead because that is the only thing getting me through the week.

God, remember last week? There was hope and change in the air. Also, I didn't have to watch Heroes. I miss last week.