Lost City Raiders

Every so often, one has to throw oneself on the grenade of a Sci-Fi Channel Original Movie. It's best to do this in company, FYI.

Tonight's movie was Lost City Raiders, a global warming/religious conspiracy fable (think Waterworld versus The Da Vinci Code) starring Boone, a porn star, and That Guy. Oh, and a spear that is not phallic at all--in fact, it's even less phallic because the people fighting over it are 90% Catholic and 100% dudes.

( OMG SPOILERZZ )

Alas, not as awfully bad as some previous favorites, Lost City Raiders still had that mutant shark thing going for it. And did you know that the budget on this thing was roughly five times the norm for a Sci-Fi Channel Original Picture? True story!

I've been awake for TWO HOURS, and already I'm in pain and bleeding.

Good thing I found band-aids when I was cleaning up my desk!

Y'all are so jealous of my talent, let me tell you. As a consequence of not exercising too much then exercising too much in a short span (read: thirty minutes a day, two days in a row; why yes, I am horribly out of shape, how did you know?), I am now experiencing a twinging pain in my hip--probably like what feiran used to complain of when she over-exercised. It's not too bad, just kind of annoying.

But wait! There's more! I went to clean off counters (because they are covered in plaster dust from our walls finally being patched up) and move my blender over to the counter next to the sink (because we need a plug free for the refrigerator, and something that spills wet stuff should really be on the linoleum anyway). The blender is dusty, so I wash all the pieces and just shove my hand down into the cup. Where the blade is. The blade that routinely, in an ungodly fast manner, makes ice cubes into teeny tiny particles of slushie for my inebriation. Sliiiiiice. Not a big cut, but a stinging, bleeding one that I shouldn't have given myself.

It's 2 pm, I'm maimed, lamed, and feeling really stupid. I think that means I'm in a perfect mood to finally write up last week's Heroes review for Pink Raygun.